'you're ALWAYS BOTHERED.'
Everyone: roll credits
Me: *rushes to my computer**goes to Spotify**plays I Will Always Love You* now, we can roll credits
why did this remind me of
'SAVE ME SUPERGUY'
'YOU'RE A DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK'
Can I be the first to throw out that that's illegal? You can't legally hire someone for 17 hours a day...
NO HIS NAME IS mARK fISCHBACH AND HE'S FROM HONOLULU HAWAII AND THEN HE MOVED TO CINCINNATI OHIO AND THEN HE MOBED THE LA WHERE HE LIVES NOW
my friendo said this to me once. she only has one tit now. ily friendo.
DOGGO, but seriously, when I first meet someone, after a while the conversation turns to pets, just at some point.