A book of oneshots, featuring my two favorite losers. Contains slash. Mostly fluff and some smut. They will always be my OTP, no matter which ship is canon. Starring: The cutest ball of deathly fluff ever to have been thought of, our one and only Kelp Head, Beauty Queen, Wise Girl, The Super-Sized McShizzle, Blonde Superman, The Human Metal Detector, the Chinese-Canadian baby man, Queen Reyna, Sunshine Boy, a.k.a. My fluffy Twinkie friend with rainbow filling, and more. I'm just too lazy to write them all out.