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    Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers
    Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Left...
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    • Reads
      Reads 79,023
      79,02379K
    • Votes
      Votes 556
      556556
    • Parts
      Parts 41
      4141
    • Time
      Time 4h 59m
      4 hours, 59 minutes4h 59m
    tuckermax
    Complete
    Complete, First published Aug 29, 2013
    Mature
    Tucker Max’s books—I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues—are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They’ve sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success.
        
        As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the “best of the rest,” and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes.
        
        Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don’t suck. So enjoy.
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    Table of contentsLast updated Dec 06, 2013
    • Why Is This Book Free?
    • Tucker goes to campout, owns Duke nerds
    • Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
    • Sexting with Tucker Max
    • Sexting with Tucker Max: Mean
    • Sexting with Tucker Max: A/S/Location, Location, Location
    • The Leftovers: Tucker goes to Muslim wedding, drinks anyway
    • Nantucket Sucks
    • Fuck the fucking headboard
    • The Junior Stories: LA Sucks
    • Junior and the French Whore
    • How Iron Chef Morimoto (and Junior) got me kicked out of my own charity event
    • Junior's Marriage
    • Some Glimpses Into My Childhood: MOM!
    • I just like to say 'smock'
    • Guacamole is delicious
    • How I learned to masturbate
    • Ambi-jerk-strous
    • The Marley Stories: Doggy Basics
    • Why responsibility can suck
    • Marley goes to dog park, humps everything
    • Marley goes to bar, finally earns his keep
    • Ugly girl hits on Tucker, is duped
    • Dog people don't have a sense of humor
    • Dude, we are drinking too much
    • I Scored At The Swamp!!!
    • Tucker Goes To Doctor, Hilarity Ensues
    • The Blowjob Interludes
    • The Fat Girl Leftovers: Fat AND Racist
    • The Tucker Max Diet
    • Girl determined to fuck Tucker
    • Funny Odds and Ends
    • Tucker debates postmodernism, wrestles midgets
    • The DBA Story
    • Homeless people are good for something
    • Boyfriend Copies Tucker: Not All Imitation Is Flattering
    • So What Gave It Away?
    • Sometimes the Truth Does Hurt
    • The time I got arrested at O'Hare Airport
    • My real life law school application essay
    • Special Bonus: More Slingblade Stuff

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    • Why Is This Book Free?
    • Tucker goes to campout, owns Duke nerds
    • Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
    • Sexting with Tucker Max
    • Sexting with Tucker Max: Mean
    • Sexting with Tucker Max: A/S/Location, Location, Location
    • The Leftovers: Tucker goes to Muslim wedding, drinks anyway
    • Nantucket Sucks
    • Fuck the fucking headboard
    • The Junior Stories: LA Sucks
    • Junior and the French Whore
    • How Iron Chef Morimoto (and Junior) got me kicked out of my own charity event
    • Junior's Marriage
    • Some Glimpses Into My Childhood: MOM!
    • I just like to say 'smock'
    • Guacamole is delicious
    • How I learned to masturbate
    • Ambi-jerk-strous
    • The Marley Stories: Doggy Basics
    • Why responsibility can suck
    • Marley goes to dog park, humps everything
    • Marley goes to bar, finally earns his keep
    • Ugly girl hits on Tucker, is duped
    • Dog people don't have a sense of humor
    • Dude, we are drinking too much
    • I Scored At The Swamp!!!
    • Tucker Goes To Doctor, Hilarity Ensues
    • The Blowjob Interludes
    • The Fat Girl Leftovers: Fat AND Racist
    • The Tucker Max Diet
    • Girl determined to fuck Tucker
    • Funny Odds and Ends
    • Tucker debates postmodernism, wrestles midgets
    • The DBA Story
    • Homeless people are good for something
    • Boyfriend Copies Tucker: Not All Imitation Is Flattering
    • So What Gave It Away?
    • Sometimes the Truth Does Hurt
    • The time I got arrested at O'Hare Airport
    • My real life law school application essay
    • Special Bonus: More Slingblade Stuff
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