Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers

Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers

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Tucker Max By tuckermax Completed

Tucker Max’s books—I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues—are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They’ve sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success.

As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the “best of the rest,” and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes.

Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don’t suck. So enjoy.

  • drinking
  • entertainment
  • fratire
  • funny
  • max
  • tucker
tenitsirk tenitsirk Mar 13, 2014
Ouch. I feel terrible for finding this hilarious. I feel like you'd be great at Cards Against Humanity.
AmazingLYisnotonfire AmazingLYisnotonfire Jan 07, 2014
I grew up in North Carolina, so the first chapter was excessively funny to me. I love this collection.
Swadisky Swadisky Sep 02, 2013
You were so effing mean, you made a guy actually apologise to a damn Porta Potty! But wow, this is hilarious!