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Never Quite My Style

Never Quite My Style

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**INACTIVE** By sndnfkkfkfjc Updated Oct 08, 2016

Alexander often wondered about a lot of things. Why is society so unaccepting of some things? Why does John always leave his dirty socks lying around the house? How does Lafayette manage to pull off a crop top so well? However, the thing Alexander most often wondered about was his family. What did he deserve such a wonderful husband, a beautiful wife, and two amazing children? 

 --Or, the one where Alexander, Eliza, and John are a married triad with two kids.

Pretty sure it's Ming Ming
                              
                              But Angie's 2 so I'll let it slide
AND MING MING TOO!
                              WE'RE THE WONDER PETS AND WE'LL HELP YOU!!!
Derby_Queen Derby_Queen Apr 22
So John likes Wonder Pets, but not SPONGEBOB? WHAT KIND OF FATHER IS HE?
It's funny how Phillip isn't biologically related to John but still looks exactly like him
wanna know what's better then Wonder Pets
                              
                              
                              FÛCKING CHUGGINGTON AMD THE LITTLE MERMAID.
                              
                              
                              yASSSSSS.
                              
                              
                              I'm like the weirdest 12 year old ever but WHO GIVES A SHÎT
I'M HAVING KINDERGARTEN FLASHBACKS OF THIS INVOLVING CONSTRUCTION PAPER AND MY BEST FRIEND