Square Up - Klance
Lance has always had problems with his girlfriend, and it gets worse once she finds out that he is bisexual. Things are not looking good for his relationship.
But, hey! Time to flirt with other girls on Instagram, right? To Lance, that's okay. Hit on some people everyone that he likes girls more than guys. No one could make fun of him anymore, right?
Keith Kogane, otherwise known as @knivesbeforeguys, sees Lance hitting on a girl in the comments and warns his girlfriend (convenient that she's in his bio).
Enraged at this internet persona for ruining his "perfect" relationship, Lance challenges the boy to "square up in a Burger King parking lot." Although, as sarcastically said in the direct messages, Lance didn't expect anyone to actually show up.
All people on the internet are actually ugly fat asses, right? That's what everyone says? Lance had a rude awakening that the statement is a completely false, and that Keith Kogane is muscular as fuck.
And that he is hella gay.