Phil needs a sugar daddy. Dan is happy to help.
This is kinda my first smut so stay with me here. <3
"I don't have a job"
"I give out jobs"
*finger guns out of cafe and universe*
Bîtch I flipped the page to be met with a lovely picture of Phil Lester #blessed
Phil just looked too cute,Dan had to save it < Same dan same
Daniel I know you may have not finish school but you should know the difference between your and you're
i'm calling the police, it is illegal for one to be that cute
Honestly, I did not need that image of Phil (or anyone) in my head, but thank you??? I guess...idk