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Wattpad's Stupidest Stereotypes

Wattpad's Stupidest Stereotypes

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Ruth By Bookworm010101 Updated Aug 03, 2016

Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.

*flings holy water everywhere* 
                              *makes a devil's trap* 
                              *makes a salt circle* 
                              *whispers* honey that ain't a vampire. get in the salt circle and you'll be safe from the demons.
SFlover123 SFlover123 May 27
I wish the wattpad's writers would use the vampires from TVD. This type is the best one I ever saw or read about.
MarcaLuna MarcaLuna Jun 08
There is actually, the drug they used. I just bought it 9 hours ago from my secret supplier. It's called Cyacyanidoxy phenylalanine.
It's probably the money they accumulated over those 768 years.
100 years to vampires is like 1 year to humans, apparently. It's kinda sick and twisted if it's a 16 year old and a 1700 year old. There's a teensy bit of an age gap there.
Crazy-Ace Crazy-Ace May 12
TBH I'd be saying "Christo" over and over and doing the finger cross