Wattpad's Stupidest Stereotypes

Wattpad's Stupidest Stereotypes

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Ruth By Bookworm010101 Updated Aug 03, 2016

Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.

*flings holy water everywhere* 
                              *makes a devil's trap* 
                              *makes a salt circle* 
                              *whispers* honey that ain't a vampire. get in the salt circle and you'll be safe from the demons.
Jayster1738 Jayster1738 3 hours ago
If they live for so long they would make a lot of money or could steal from people and suck their blood. Logic.
-listless -listless Jul 18
I'd throw a handful of rice because the original lore said they have this obsessive counting thing where if you threw something like marbles or rice, they'd need to count each one before doing anything else.
-listless -listless Jul 18
They're kind of dead so age is pretty irrelevant in that sense.
-listless -listless Jul 18
I think it depends on the mythology like all kinds of cultures have their own variation of vampires but the one everyone knows is the European one which I think is why they're all white. Then again, they could also turn colored people so that isn't a very good excuse.
neptunette neptunette Jul 01
they're white because they're supposed to burrnnnn in the sun.