dan is a artist and phil needs money....
draw me like one of your french girls *sprawls out on sofa nakey in a my body is ready position*
...and today's draw Phil naked is........
*cries because rip draw phil naked*
"I'll save your number and text you when I want you."
I'm imagining Phil in that pose from dans diss track.....but naked...WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEE
First chapter and we're already heading straight for gayville