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He Was A Dog When I Left, I Swear!

He Was A Dog When I Left, I Swear!

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MillionLaughsAMinute By MillionLaughsAMinute Completed

"I can't really remember much before I was four," I admitted, shrugging my shoulders. "Four seems to be where I stop." He nodded, digging his teeth into his lower lip as he stepped in front of the window, as if to protect us both from someone looking in. 
"I'm going to tell you the truth, Blue, and you've got to promise not to freak out."
And it was at that point that I realised.
I was most definitely going to freak out.

[cover by _Tantalicious_]

My dad basicly. I pet my dg Max once and he snaps completely -LOOK AT THE FLOOR! STOP PLAYING WITH THE DOG ALL I SEE IS FUR ON THE FLOOR - well you old hag you're not the one sweeping the floor are you? No! Cus thats me so stfu cus its my pet not yours.
So basically he's her bitch 😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😂😂😂
LaraNiyi LaraNiyi 3 days ago
I've always hated it with a passion and noodles they are just.......ew.
Psycho-Baby Psycho-Baby May 29
Let's see.... *Mumbles numbers and names*
                              32 times this year
Well, it'd be good for you to be there for your mom's birthday
I thought she was getting her textbook. Ooooo I know she was getting her textbook on how to dye her hair