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He Was A Dog When I Left, I Swear!

He Was A Dog When I Left, I Swear!

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MillionLaughsAMinute By MillionLaughsAMinute Completed

"I can't really remember much before I was four," I admitted, shrugging my shoulders. "Four seems to be where I stop." He nodded, digging his teeth into his lower lip as he stepped in front of the window, as if to protect us both from someone looking in. 
"I'm going to tell you the truth, Blue, and you've got to promise not to freak out."
And it was at that point that I realised.
I was most definitely going to freak out.

[cover by _Tantalicious_]

My dad basicly. I pet my dg Max once and he snaps completely -LOOK AT THE FLOOR! STOP PLAYING WITH THE DOG ALL I SEE IS FUR ON THE FLOOR - well you old hag you're not the one sweeping the floor are you? No! Cus thats me so stfu cus its my pet not yours.
So basically he's her bitch 😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😂😂😂
Well, it'd be good for you to be there for your mom's birthday
Hours ago you would've had no problem with him putting his nose on your lap
Hello! I like the book so far!! (Even though I have only read a paragraph but, oh well...) :D
SluttyAlpha SluttyAlpha Feb 12
This is why when pets are over I stare at them and say "Turn the fudge around" or I just push em out😂