Brutally Honest Reviews™

Brutally Honest Reviews™

28.3K Reads 1K Votes 60 Part Story
☆M. St☆ By calmingfire Updated Nov 08

*I take ALL genres! I try to be unbiased as possible.*
  
        DISCLAIMER: {This is a book of reviews. However, I will NOT be reading the entirety of your book. I only write full reviews (Continuations) for the lucky few who have earned a spot in "The Stars of BHC" PRL, and have specifically requested one. These reviews are meant to be helpful. My purpose is to urge writers to laugh at their own work, all the while learning something new about their writing/story they wouldn't have been able to see on their own. This is a learning experience, and my intention isn't to discourage writers. Maybe your review from me will be the last straw and you'll quit writing forever. Maybe my review will give you that boost of confidence you needed to take that next step. Maybe my review will help you see your errors and better yourself. Maybe it did nothing to help you at all and you just think I'm a turd after reading me rip through your baby. My point is: I don't mind whichever it is. I'm just a milk dud trying to give you a laugh, and do something kind of productive while I procrastinate away. We all have written pieces of shit before (you might be writing one right now and have yet to realize it! Who knows! Let me help you find out!) this is just a process. A process that has been done a googolplex amount of times throughout the centuries and the multiverse. This isn't unique to only you. It's just a cycle that repeats itself, and you're part of that cycle and I'm here to shove you along in one small portion of it.}
    
        If you think that you can't take the criticism, and all of this seems too intimidating. I get it. You know yourself more than I do. No one's forcing you, I won't mind, and I'll have less reviews to get to. 🤷🏾
        
        
        God, M. Will you quit the foreplay and get on with it already?!
        
    Eh, er--right. Sorry about that. I hope you enjoy my services!
    
    (Cover done by me)

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So is your summer special still open? Cause I want to make sure you are before I fill in a request.
rolyatrose rolyatrose Sep 05, 2016
Dang. I kept checking back hoping to request. It's chill though. I totally get it.
Redboy0822 Redboy0822 Aug 06, 2016
I'm scared cause now, I have no idea when you're gonna do my review... Jesus Christ I'm screwed.
Maelstrom_Blue Maelstrom_Blue Oct 07, 2016
I put a reminder on for the 23rd, but I'll probably still forget. 😔
Lady-Senpai Lady-Senpai Dec 18, 2016
So does this mean you'll be taking only 12 requests from December 18th- January 3rd?
calmingfire calmingfire Oct 07, 2016
@Maelstrom_Blue I can't keep any promises that you'll get a review though since I get messages like theses all the time from ppl who are waiting on the opening. All you can hope for is that you come early enough, good luck! :)
                              ~M