Sticks and Stones {A Pastel!Dan & Punk!Phil Phanfiction}

Sticks and Stones {A Pastel!Dan & Punk!Phil Phanfiction}

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Gravity-Chan By gravity-phan Updated May 07

"Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick."

Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He never broke a rule, never let his grades slip below a B, and always went to bed before midnight. 

"Fag, Disgrace, Goth."

Phil Lester is your average delinquent. Dad died at young age, blamed the world. Dyed his hair blue and pierced every place possible. Hung out with the other kids like him. Broke every school rule, didn't have grades above a B, and always went to bed after midnight, despite his mother's hackles. 

When the two are paired for tutoring, well, that's when things get complicated. 

(Punk Phil and Pastel Dan AU)

WARNING: Strong language and sexual themes are littered throughout this story. I don't think that I'll be making a smut scene, but I will put a warning at the beginning of that chapter if I do.

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Dan and Phil should fūck 
                              
                              I did this for 69 comments 😂😏😉
Everyone one paragraph ago: I hate her
                              Everyone now: EWW NO NOT LOUISE
                              Me one paragraph ago: She's gonna hook them up
                              Me now: She's definitely gonna hook them up
If you love me let me gooooooOoooooo
                              This song philled you with determination
OKAY FIRST THERES UNDERTALE THAN THERES BRING ME THE HORIZON AND NOW THERES PANIC! WHAT NEXT!!!
THESE WORDS ARE COMING FROM THE MOUTH OF A PREACHER OF GOD'S WORD. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK HE'S PRETTY DAMN SAVAGE.
IF YOU LOVE WEED LET'S GO SMOOOOKE
                              
                              Oops, is tht not how the song goes?