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Sticks and Stones {A Pastel!Dan & Punk!Phil Phanfiction}

Sticks and Stones {A Pastel!Dan & Punk!Phil Phanfiction}

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Gravity-Chan By gravity-phan Updated 2 days ago

"Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick."

Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He never broke a rule, never let his grades slip below a B, and always went to bed before midnight. 

"Fag, Disgrace, Goth."

Phil Lester is your average delinquent. Dad died at young age, blamed the world. Dyed his hair blue and pierced every place possible. Hung out with the other kids like him. Broke every school rule, didn't have grades above a B, and always went to bed after midnight, despite his mother's hackles. 

When the two are paired for tutoring, well, that's when things get complicated. 

(Punk Phil and Pastel Dan AU)

WARNING: Strong language and sexual themes are littered throughout this story. I don't think that I'll be making a smut scene, but I will put a warning at the beginning of that chapter if I do.

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*ahem* Phil, get those cancer sticks out of your godamn mouth before I fūcking murder you!
-alexstandal -alexstandal 3 days ago
True friends stab you in the front!
                                      -shrink into the horizon
As my aunt says, only gay guys recognize the color fuchsia. 
                              That's how we knew about my friend being gay (before he came out)
The only gospel music I like is... Ready
softsouled softsouled Mar 04
im christian and i don't even play 'religious' music when i'm alone. only tøp and panic
softsouled softsouled Mar 04
ew louise has a husband and a daughter, mind you, aND NOT WITH PHIL