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Sticks and Stones {A Pastel!Dan & Punk!Phil Phanfiction}

Sticks and Stones {A Pastel!Dan & Punk!Phil Phanfiction}

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Gravity-Chan By gravity-phan Updated May 07

"Queer, Daddy's Boy, Prick."

Dan Howell is your average crybaby. His father is a priest, so he grew up loving the church and everything around him. Wore crosses and an array of pink sweaters. Skipped a few grades and was in the most advanced classes in secondary school. Hung out with the girls rather than the boys. He never broke a rule, never let his grades slip below a B, and always went to bed before midnight. 

"Fag, Disgrace, Goth."

Phil Lester is your average delinquent. Dad died at young age, blamed the world. Dyed his hair blue and pierced every place possible. Hung out with the other kids like him. Broke every school rule, didn't have grades above a B, and always went to bed after midnight, despite his mother's hackles. 

When the two are paired for tutoring, well, that's when things get complicated. 

(Punk Phil and Pastel Dan AU)

WARNING: Strong language and sexual themes are littered throughout this story. I don't think that I'll be making a smut scene, but I will put a warning at the beginning of that chapter if I do.

Now featuring commentary from yours truly! Just check the direct comments section ;)

It's really not a metaphor if it's lit 😞
                              Phil don't die plz!
Found this in my recommended. Start of yet another Phanfiction starts here :
This was strange because my birth name is Louise and I was like *awkward laughter*
PhanPan223 PhanPan223 Jun 08
I watched the diss track video like 7 months ago but I'm still able recognize the references
I missed a line I'm a disgrace (TO SEE MY LAST ONE FROM 10 YEARS AGO JUST CLICK OVER HERE)
SleepDeprivedsmol SleepDeprivedsmol 4 days ago
Me: Don't do it
                              Inner me: Do itttt
                              Me: Nooo
                              Inner me: Yes. 
                              Me: ....
                              Inner me: ....
                              Me: WHAT ARE YOU CHIKEN MCFLY??? 
                              .....
                              Sorry I'll go now