I call the Alpha Daddy

I call the Alpha Daddy

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nemo By call-me-mommy Updated Mar 05

Some people call they're mates by their name. I call mine daddy.

B*tch you don't tell me what to wear on my f*ucking Birthday so if you don't use those freshly manicured nails to get my shoes back so help me God mother or not I will show you who is boss
💀💀WDH SHE JUST PURCHASED THE FLATS AND SHE "THREW IT AWAY" 😂😂😂😭😭LAWD this mother maddd
........what.......the........fcük........was.........that........
Rose7031 Rose7031 May 02
Omg I was listening to crybaby both the Melanie Martinez version and The neighborhood version
Can I just say he said this over the phone because she would claw his eyes out
They call me cry baby cry baby but I don't f****** care tears fall to the ground I just let them drown