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 Pity Party (Chat Noir X Reader)

Pity Party (Chat Noir X Reader)

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Pretty Lil Pysco By Crybaby_K Completed

Welcome to our pity party.
They may call you crazy but, hey the best people are.
Don't Fall in love cause you might get stuck on the carousel.
Don't get your cotton candy heart stolen by alphabet boy.
He may throw it in the coin slot.
You'll be stuck on that ride they called love forever!!
Your laughing, your crying, you feel like your dying
Mr porcupine is being rude and gingerbread man isn't helping
Maybe its a cruel joke on you, what ever.
Well theres way more cake for you.......
Forever
If chloe tries to get in the way pacify her ass.
When you feel insecure take some advice from Mrs. Potatoes head. 
She'll fix you up.......

WTF my lil sis is called mimi, spelled like that and shes three! WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!
THAT CAST LIST "ADRIEN AGRESTE AS A CINNAMON ROLL" BUT YOU'RE NOT WRONG 😂😂😂
I SAW THE COVER RIGHT AS THE SONG 'DOLLHOUSE' CAME ON IN MY PLAYLIST
Ripped jeans, white hood, and white vans...that sounds like Jeff the killer 😂 lol
get_a_gun get_a_gun Jan 14
What's wrong with that? My grandma always takes five hours to get one ite- OOHHHHHH, that's sad
                              
                              *Depressing music plays*
OH MEH GLOB!!!! While I was reading this I was/still listening to a damn Daniel Remix