Pity Party (Chat Noir X Reader)

Pity Party (Chat Noir X Reader)

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🍼Crybaby🍼 By x-Cry-baby-x Completed

Welcome to our pity party.
They may call you crazy but, hey the best people are.
Don't Fall in love cause you might get stuck on the carousel.
Don't get your cotton candy heart stolen by alphabet boy.
He may throw it in the coin slot.
You'll be stuck on that ride they called love forever!!
Your laughing, your crying, you feel like your dying
Mr porcupine is being rude and gingerbread man isn't helping
Maybe its a cruel joke on you, what ever.
Well theres way more cake for you.......
Forever
If chloe tries to get in the way pacify her ass.
When you feel insecure take some advice from Mrs. Potatoes head. 
She'll fix you up.......

WTF my lil sis is called mimi, spelled like that and shes three! WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!
THAT CAST LIST "ADRIEN AGRESTE AS A CINNAMON ROLL" BUT YOU'RE NOT WRONG 😂😂😂
I SAW THE COVER RIGHT AS THE SONG 'DOLLHOUSE' CAME ON IN MY PLAYLIST
omg I sound like my classmates... literally everyone except me has an instagram
My best friend's father was shot when he was walking their dog... She was only three... She still blames herself... I wish she wouldn't...
Ripped jeans, white hood, and white vans...that sounds like Jeff the killer 😂 lol