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 Pity Party (Chat Noir X Reader)

Pity Party (Chat Noir X Reader)

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Pretty Lil Pysco By Crybaby_K Completed

Welcome to our pity party.
They may call you crazy but, hey the best people are.
Don't Fall in love cause you might get stuck on the carousel.
Don't get your cotton candy heart stolen by alphabet boy.
He may throw it in the coin slot.
You'll be stuck on that ride they called love forever!!
Your laughing, your crying, you feel like your dying
Mr porcupine is being rude and gingerbread man isn't helping
Maybe its a cruel joke on you, what ever.
Well theres way more cake for you.......
Forever
If chloe tries to get in the way pacify her ass.
When you feel insecure take some advice from Mrs. Potatoes head. 
She'll fix you up.......

I SAW THE COVER RIGHT AS THE SONG 'DOLLHOUSE' CAME ON IN MY PLAYLIST
What's wrong with that? My grandma always takes five hours to get one ite- OOHHHHHH, that's sad
                              
                              *Depressing music plays*
OH MEH GLOB!!!! While I was reading this I was/still listening to a damn Daniel Remix
starexe starexe Oct 01, 2016
Why would you put those emojis in such a sad situation? 😂 wait I'm being a hypocrite.
ASSASSIN'S CREED WE GOING ASSASSIN'S CREED WE HAVE A WHITE HOODIE
Stalkerr... I can do whatever the fūck I want... 
                              
                              
                              I actually do this and it is triggering so many memories... more like nightmares..