Ok, so, I'm not really good at writing fan fictions like this, because matching both their personalities is really hard... Especially when I'm suffering from Writer's Block... But anyway, I'll take requests in the comments.
After I read this, I cackled as hard AF and woke up the whole house at 5 in the morning :/
Ummm... HORACE WITH FRECKLES!!!!!! AM I READING THIS CORRECTLY?!?!?! HOLY CRAP I WANT IT.