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Hello criminal » joshler/tysh

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shipitwithmysoul By shipitwithmysoul Updated Nov 20, 2016

{Sequel to » Hello Officer}

(Description will come later on, I don't want to give anything away)

BREADBIN NO!!! I SWEAR IF BREADBIN IS THE ENEMY I WILL FLIP MY LAPTOP THEN CONTINUE READING BECAUSE THIS IS A REALLY GOOD FIC!!!!!!
Breadbin, hunny, you could've lied to Tyjo and tell him that the 'flour' is a prank sweetheart.
                              
                              *sighs and shakes head* silly Breadbin
is nobody going to say "same" or "relatable" or something..??
                              
                              
                              no?
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              i l l g o h o m e
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
                              
                              ALSO WTF BREADBUIN YOURE A COP TOO!!!!!!
This is how I start a conversation to anyone;
                              Them: Hey
                              Me: Hey mate, got any news on the memes?
                               And it'll either go like this;
                              Them: What's a meme?
                              Me: Bye forever
                              Or this;
                              Them: Yeah! Oh my god have you seen that one where etc 
                              Me: We are now best friends.
Same, my friends say I explain things perfectly because of it. You asking anything sexual, I oddly enough should have an answer.