Phan Smut Oneshots

Phan Smut Oneshots

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līė By GlisteningRose_ Updated Jul 10

{ Fulfilling your needs one kink at a time }

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How do you eat seductively? I'm sure I look like a dog that has been starved when I eat...
Roses are red
                              Cacti are prickly
                              Might I just say
                              That escalated quickly
(Shoves banana in my mouth)
                              (Says to girlfriend) You're gonna have THIS in your mouth later.
                              (Girlfriend to me) Ari, we're lesbians. (Me to girlfriend) Oh I actually meant it (Shoves banana tree in her mouth) OH YEAH KEEP DOING THAT
I feel like I should call my girlfriend over... Don't know why I just feel like it
Good evening boys! I'm that person that sits behind you in class! You can day that I'm just one of those regular people who has had slight anti-socialness since I was in preschool
                              
                              I'm hoping for it to wear off tho :3- WAIT PHIL STOP LOOKING AT MY BABY DANIEL
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                              (•-~)/ HI
                              (•-•) so my name is…
                              (\•-•)\
                                  [DAN]