"When it rains, it pours. That's what they always tell you. Every death-defying hight has it's long plummet to hell. You know, what goes up must come down... the bigger they are the harder they fall... and all that shit. So why am I telling you this, you ask? Well, this is the same shit people were always telling me. And hell, I wish I would've listened. Would've saved me a lot of pain in the long run. So this is your warning. When people tell you to slow down before you get hurt, listen. Ride carefully upon your high horse, because it takes one misstep to throw you off and shatter your whole life. Just listen to people. That's all I can say."
Based on Purple Rain....
.....With a twist....