You live in a small village. You have lived in the village for a long time, so your house is pretty old, but the sounds in your house isn't just crackling wood....
*Walks into the store
Hello! I heard someone say they wanted to donate??
*Shakes swear jar in front of Kim's face
*Kim puts in a dollar
*While walking backwards out the door
(Markiplier voice) THANK YOU!!!
I can tell that this is going to be a very good story already. I love old timey typed stories. They bring me so much joy!