pretend (phan)

pretend (phan)

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audrey By audrat Completed

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. 
Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate.
And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse.  They tell him he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. 
Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

ElliCandi ElliCandi 5 days ago
Me imagining that Phil and dan are like five when I read this I don't know why
cclikescats cclikescats Sep 13
You're twenty-four. I'm TWELVE and I've read all the fics and I read hardcore kinky smut on a daily basis.
phandom111 phandom111 Sep 04
You could've been nicer like "lol here's some money for the cats good luck m8"
jet_girl_725 jet_girl_725 6 days ago
Phil
                              Honey you're allergic
                              But hey if sneezing is your thing
                              Im not shaming
if it were me: "yeah, sorry. UGH-sorry. *facepalms* goddamit."
I feel if this family watched one of Dan's videos they'd go into cardiac arrest