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pretend (phan)

pretend (phan)

129K Reads 10.9K Votes 21 Part Story
audrey By audrat Completed

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. 
Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate.
And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse.  They tell him he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. 
Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

Phillys_EyeLash Phillys_EyeLash a day ago
IF I CANT LISTEN TO MY EMO ASS MUSIC THEN YOU, SIR, ARE A DEAD MAN.
Phillys_EyeLash Phillys_EyeLash a day ago
Haha.
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              Do that and I'll personally slice each testicle into sixteenths, then boil them and force yo to eat them with your posh ass manners.
Phillys_EyeLash Phillys_EyeLash a day ago
I'm not used to this kind of Danny. He is usually so dirty and tainted.
Phillys_EyeLash Phillys_EyeLash a day ago
Me.
                              Except if Phil was here I would have some kind of heart attack