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pretend (phan)

pretend (phan)

151K Reads 12.3K Votes 21 Part Story
audrey By audrat Completed

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. 
Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate.
And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse.  They tell him he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. 
Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

cd_2953 cd_2953 3 days ago
You bet I'm reading this book a second time, this is one of my favourites ever
TRASHITY_TRASH TRASHITY_TRASH 2 days ago
dan didn't flinch as much as the phandom, PHIL DO NOT PULL THAT SHITE
TRASHITY_TRASH TRASHITY_TRASH 2 days ago
*kiss man yeah you spelled kiss wrong don't you hate it when that happens?
SporkDude SporkDude 6 days ago
I THOUGHT IT WAS A CUTE CURSIVE HEART OR SOMETHING BUT THEN I COME TO THE COMMENTS SECTION AND PHANDOM WTF WHY
TRASHITY_TRASH TRASHITY_TRASH 2 days ago
I THOUGHT IT WAS A PHUCKING HEART OH MY WHISK YOU ALL NEED JESUS *hands jesus*
SporkDude SporkDude 6 days ago
I mean at least he's polite. Not like the poor chauffeur has a choice or anything, but still.