pretend (phan)

pretend (phan)

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audrey By audrat Updated 5 days ago

Dan Howell had a good life. Perfection at its finest. He was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. 
Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate.
And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse.  They tell him he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. 
Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

hardlyexists hardlyexists 3 days ago
This is so different from irl Dan that I'm imagining a totally different person
Umm okay. This is my mom being like "you need to grow up get married and have a child". I'm gay xD
Idk why but I thought about Herbert the pervert from Family Guy lol
hardlyexists hardlyexists 3 days ago
Yes babe, just look. 
                              With his dick in his hand
                              And his mind running wild
If its a huge house, why must he sleep on Daniels bed room?? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)