My Boyfriend Is A Stripper [JohnDave]

My Boyfriend Is A Stripper [JohnDave]

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Daddy's Little Kitten By StridersAreRiders Updated Sep 04, 2016

Mostly a johndave ship

  • dave
  • davejohn
  • davexjohn
  • egbert
  • fantasy
  • fluffandsmut
  • fun
  • hella
  • homesmut
  • homestuck
  • john
  • lemon
  • lemons
  • love
  • mostlyfluff
  • romance
  • strider
"-oh okay I'm bottom now." He just noticed in the middle of his speech! 😂
:33 < when I paw "threw" my mind immediately connected "threw up gang signs" what even is my life ugh
Hey he might have met me when I was 6 years old and going in there with my dad *glares into camera as canned laugh track plays and camera zooms in on my fac*
1: the irony 
                              2: I can imagine john ripping Jade and Dave's god tier in front of them
Omg I hate that, when you write so much and think you click send, and it doesn't and so you leave it!! I hate it because if not send it delete it