Sarah's never been average. Okay, that's a lie, of course she has. But for the past three years she's been doing everything she can to avoid it. Sarah's given up men, she's given up love, and... she's never been happier. Imagine that. Top of her classes, and with true success only a few years away, she planned to be big. Way big. The David Tennant of Finance. 'Course, her plans kind of went down the drain the day she joined the chess club... The day she met Mark Ubersmife.