Hey Upper East Siders, I bet you never thought you'd hear my voice again. Well, you thought wrong! I'm back and busier then ever. I have new scandals to write about and new lives to ruin! Now that B & C, S & D and N & Sage have kids, it's time I step in and tell you all about the juicy gossip going around. It's time to report and ruin all over again! You know you love me, Xoxo, Gossip Girl • Note: This is a Gossip Girl fanfiction