Child's Play

Child's Play

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Approach_with_care By Approach_with_care Updated 5 days ago

An attractive man age 32. His problem? He still behaves like a 5 year old. Reason unknown. His parents sent him to many psychiatrists but they all said that he is useless. Everyone in his life has rejected him (the exception being his foster mother Hanij.) But I swear that as long as I'm here I will teach him to live a normal life. I will teach him how to communicate and most importantly... how to love.
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Okay so this AU was thought up by the wonderful @ereri_aot the only thing that's mine is the plot and writing.
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{I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS THEY ALL BELONG TO HAJIME ISAYAMA.}

Me: *slides from under the table* MAH BRUTHA CAN I HAVE SOME? 0-o *beat to death with the sauce pan*
OH HE'LL BE COMING SOON IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT— *killed by the other people who's screaming, "OH GOD ITS YOU AGAIN"*
Me: *slides out from under the chair* YOU THOUGHTFUL MOTHERFUCKER~!
                              *beat to death with a gramophone*
THE MAN HAS SPOKEN
                              NOW YOU CANT FÛCK HIM AND LET HIM KEEP QUIET ;-;
                              
                              
                              Jk oh god
Me: *resurrected and is now happily munching on my chicken tiici masala table scraps* MMMMMFFFFUCK THATS SOME GOOD RICE *moans* 
                              *beat to death with the saucepan once again*
So
                              He spoke
                              Yeagerbombbastic Point: 1
                              All the other fuckers: 0