NURSE McSEXY

NURSE McSEXY

162K Reads 8.9K Votes 41 Part Story
Marilyn A Hepburn By MarilynAHepburn Completed

**2016 WATTYS WINNER FOR VISUAL STORYTELLING**

Letting her appearance fall to the wayside and desperate to find a reason for her life, Marilyn sits half naked in an Urgent Care examination room with a mysterious skin itch. If she can survive the humiliation of being treated by a sexy male nurse while unraveling the hidden drama woven throughout the hospital staff, Marilyn might leave the hospital cured far below the surface of her skin. 

NURSE McSEXY is a hilariously enhanced true story (with a healthy dose of fiction) about my mortifying experience involving an allergic reaction, Urgent Care and a sexy male nurse. It was an evening in which one of my greatest fears was encountered--only to reveal my better self on the other side of humiliation. This humorous tale is definitely worth calling in sick for!

TO CLARIFY: Despite the title, this is not a tale about a hot and sweaty romance. I mean--I wish it was since it's based on a true story. Unfortunately (depending on how you look at it), my life is a lot more on the belly laughing side of the spectrum than the steaming up mirrors side. Just saying.

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oceanicabyss oceanicabyss Oct 31, 2017
Cries extremely hard from laughter and connection to own life
BeccyCarson BeccyCarson Aug 04, 2017
Maybe I should write a story about my own life...I think that instead of making people laugh, it would make them cringe...hehehe
Oh yes, must be prepared for sexy first responders before hyperventilating. 😁😂 ... really that's your first worry? Clean underwear??? 😋
You just can't flush the spider down the toilet? No harm done, it will still be alive! So you won't ruin your contract! 😁
That must have been a somewhat fun experience of Operation Spider Relocation! 😊
                              I'm not afraid of bugs, insects or the like ... unless they come and attack me like the large dog who was running after me the other day ... dog owners ... please discipline your pets! 🐶
TSTurcotte TSTurcotte Aug 17
This was such a relatable detail that you did a great job of portraying.