The Idiot Next Door (#Wattys2016)

The Idiot Next Door (#Wattys2016)

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Budding_flower By Beacon_Pancakes Updated Aug 08

'Pretty'..that word does not run in my family unless being told you're pretty on the inside counts or even being told you're gorgeous by your BLIND GRAMMY!!
My life would have been the best if my obnoxious and health obsessed mom didn't have another kid minutes after me, and that's how I ended up with this idiot. 
My brother is the definition of idiot, immature, creepy and stupid, and if you think that's bad wait till you meet Jason Lancaster...
1. Idiot
2.irrit
3. Stupid
4.player
5.demon
Those are the closest words to a compliment from me, I never really liked the guy to begin with and we always somehow just end up having an unpleasant banter in which i made clear that I don't like him. He made my kindergarten the worst and enjoys bugging me so can you blame me..

RuqqayaXD RuqqayaXD Jul 30
Lol fishing for compliments isn't going to do you any good and elephant voice?
Farzanah563 Farzanah563 Nov 30
I get how you feel. I suck at Math. I just don't understand it.
RuqqayaXD RuqqayaXD Jul 30
I ABSOLUTELY HATE MATHS. I MEAN USE YOUR PHONES CALCULATOR! You don't need to learn what pi is and 💩 like that when your not going to use it
All youngot to do is practice, then you will be good at sports, everyone needs to practice.
Nobody_Home Nobody_Home Oct 24
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.