Novocaine • peterick, peteky, g.w., p.s. •

Novocaine • peterick, peteky, g.w., p.s. •

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dead acc. By Hesitantrice Updated Jan 08

Patrick Stump is a love sick teenager, and Pete Wentz just can't commit long enough for the loveable high-schooler. So - naturally - Patrick gets his heart broken when Pete leaves him for someone Patrick happened to be friends with: Mikey Way. Patrick is infuriated, but being his adorable self can't bring himself to show it.

Luckily enough, Mikey's brother is absolutely obsessed with revenge.

FedoraSlut FedoraSlut Jun 29
But do you make it in the microwave, because apparently making it like that is savage and wring, according to a friend
_hellorglory _hellorglory Oct 10, 2016
Damn Patrick back at it again with the totally amazing insults
_hellorglory _hellorglory Oct 10, 2016
I HEARD JOE TROHMAN AND CAME RIGHT AWAY (both sexually and literally)