A lot of stories (attempted) of Uke Levi, in an Ereri ship :D
I once licked a Levi's sign in the mall.
I regret nothing.
*slowly hides the 45 pairs of pants you stole from Levi's closet*
OH MY GOD I WILL RE READ THIS BOOK 251725 TIMES UKE LEVI IS MY GUILTY PLEASURE
WHY ARE YOU NOT SCREAMING IN PAIN HE'S GOING TO BREAK YOU WITH NO PREP OR LUBE WHAT
Well, BUTCH I STOLE THEM TO GATHER DNA CAUSE I'M A CREEP. *points to duck * That was him btw
*Bangs head into desk and breaks chair. Falls over and continues squealing like a walrus on drugs*