Blessed be our new founding fathers for letting us purge and release our desires. Blessed be America, a nation reborn.
((Read at your own risk, but remember: safety first;))
I was like "this is weird man, under which president would that be allowed" 😂 than I read Trump and I just thought "well okay... I can imagine this" 😂😂😂😂 okay sorry but I'm freaking excited for this story 😍
Trumps affinity for public humiliation makes me wonder if he has a kinky side
Takes the whole "If you have sex, you will get pregnant and die" thing to a new level lmao