The Other Potter: Book 5

The Other Potter: Book 5

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Lucy Ellen Fox By secret_ninja Completed

Spending the holidays at Hermione's house had to be one of the best experiences of my life. Not to sound like Mr. Weasley, but I love Muggles.

"Hermione." I said as we were all seated around the dining table. "Her. Mione."

"Oh God." Hermione said sadly.

"Her." I said as though this was a new revelation. "Your name has her in it!"

"Do you want-"Hermione swallowed her mouthful of food. "-A fricken medal."

"You missed the point." I said rolling my eyes. " Her. She. They're like the same."

"Do you mean to say," Said Mr. Granger, smiling wickedly. (His smile was pretty brilliant considering he had perfect dentist teeth.) "That we should call my daughter 'shemione' from now on."

I positively beamed. Hermione's dad is a legend. 

"If that ever circulates school, I will positively have to kill you." Hermione said threateningly.

"Trust me, won't work." Hermione frowned at me.

"Okay, fine." She tried again. "I'll have to torture you."

"Been there, done that." I killed her hopes again.
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1) My life story in one sentence
                              2) How is it that I can be so much like Willow that it's just scary...
Instead of reading the letter, I just figured out the code. WHO KNEW WILLOW COULD BE SMART!?!?
I'm really, really trying not to burst out laughing right now cause my sister is right next to me and would think I'm 'special' as I like to call it
saltysdmn saltysdmn Jul 10
YESS THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THE ORHER POTTER I AM SO READY FOR THIS AGAIN
Don't mind me. Just trying to hide my laughing by shoving some pitta bread in my mouth and then hiding my mouth with pitta bread while forgetting to breath at the same time
Willow lay doen honey its your timr of the month coming you gotta fight more than bald evil wizards named voldemort..