" You're my m8 "
" Kinky. "
" No, you asshole. "
Once my one friend and I were really freaked out at her house so we brought a spatula in the room that we were sleeping in.
Well isn't that a knee slapper.
*hangs noose on ceiling fan* 'Sniff my pickles'....
MY PEOPLE I HAVE ARRIVED Oh wait it's just me awkward 🙄🙄🙄
I thought this chappie's name meant Loser and I also thought that something like "hold dis L now" would appear in the chappie but then I noticed that the whole chappies' titles together said (will say actually) "I love you".
OH MY GOSH THERE'S A GIRL THAT USED TO GO TO MY SCHOOL WHO WAS KNOWN AS SAVAGE CABBAGE AND SHE WAS INSANE OMFG I USED TO HEAR SO MANY WEIRD STORIES ABOUT HER
'Wanna sniff my pickles?' * questioning my life choices, and why I am existing to this very day *