The Oddest Pair

The Oddest Pair

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Dead tbh By Cheesenuggets67 Completed

His eyes darkened as he stared at me, the corner of his mouth lifting up in an ugly snarl. "Who do you think you are, fatty?" He growled out and I swallowed.

"Janette?" I joked, pushing myself closer to the wall as he cornered me and trapped me by placing both his arms next to my head, leaving me caged against him. 

"You're funny," he muttered sarcastically, and I nodded, gulping as his eyes narrowed. I was pissing him off. Well, he's already pissed so why not just make him even angrier? 

"I try," I said, shrugging and he growled, making me understand that I really was in a tight situation. 

"You can't keep joking around, Janette, you know why I'm here and why you're here." He said, his voice going down an octave to threaten me. 

"I came here for a McDouble, I don't know about you but I'm really craving some chicken nuggets right now." I whispered and suddenly his gun was pressed against my thigh.

Oh, God. 


What happens when you mix a psychopath and an extremely hot male specimen with a wicked sense of humor? 

The Oddest Pair.

Janette is just a fat girl who possibly believed she would be stuck in the same old city for the rest of her already miserable life.

That was until the unmistakable, extremely attractive Dylan came and turned her boring, plain life into a chaos she can not help but enjoy.

Fuck the police when you could be friends with an assassin.

  • action
  • assassins
  • badbitches
  • badboys
  • badguys
  • comedy
  • curvy
  • damngorge
  • fat
  • hotguys
  • humor
  • igotthis
  • love
  • oddestpair
  • overweight
  • romance
  • shefellhard
  • stopit
  • villains
Inner_nerd_ Inner_nerd_ Nov 02, 2017
😂😂😂I'm not even done reading this, and I'm already in stitches
stelabloom stelabloom May 26
I guess She is the wrong janette...i guess in the end it'd be someone else.... when he is already in love with her.... yeah I know wierd imagination🤣🤣🤣
luvyay luvyay Mar 21
I recently saw this horrifying video( I won’t say what because it’s so disturbing) and became vegan because I could bare to think about what happened in that video knowing that the process was used in a lot of the food I ate.
Soulxlion7 Soulxlion7 Apr 30
I tried it once and I'm fat af the crazy thing is after two years im still vegan *gasp* still 345 pounds though 😆 being vegan doesn't always mean being health lol
kalychinch kalychinch Feb 09
I could really go for some strawberry cheesecake ice cream rn or just strawberry cheesecake in general 😋😋😋
mena0707 mena0707 Jul 16
I want a large vanilla ice cream shake and a medium fry and nugget.