The Oddest Pair

The Oddest Pair

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Short-little-cakes By Cheesenuggets67 Completed

His eyes darkened as he stared at me, the corner of his mouth lifting up in an ugly snarl. "Who do you think you are, fatty?" He growled out and I swallowed.

"Janette?" I joked, pushing myself closer to the wall as he cornered me and trapped me by placing both his arms next to my head, leaving me caged against him. 

"You're funny," he muttered sarcastically, and I nodded, gulping as his eyes narrowed. I was pissing him off. Well, he's already pissed so why not just make him even angrier? 

"I try," I said, shrugging and he growled, making me understand that I really was in a tight situation. 

"You can't keep joking around, Janette, you know why I'm here and why you're here." He said, his voice going down an octave to threaten me. 

"I came here for a McDouble, I don't know about you but I'm really craving some chicken nuggets right now." I whispered and suddenly his gun was pressed against my thigh.

Oh, God. 


What happens when you mix a psychopath and an extremely hot male specimen with a wicked sense of humor? 

The Oddest Pair.

Janette is just a fat girl who possibly believed she would be stuck in the same old city for the rest of her already miserable life.

That was until the unmistakable, extremely attractive Dylan came and turned her boring, plain life into a chaos she can not help but enjoy.

Fuck the police when you could be friends with an assassin.

  • action
  • assassins
  • badbitches
  • badboys
  • badguys
  • comedy
  • curvy
  • damngorge
  • fat
  • hotguys
  • humor
  • igotthis
  • love
  • oddestpair
  • overweight
  • romance
  • shefellhard
  • stopit
  • villains
Inner_nerd_ Inner_nerd_ Nov 02
😂😂😂I'm not even done reading this, and I'm already in stitches
Bellekaykay Bellekaykay May 14
When I was younger I told my god-sisters (who are older than me) that I sometimes took out my soul and put it into my bag, so they would ask me Kay do you have your soul in today, and I would give them a look and say No...
Faithmout Faithmout Jul 16
I just started reading and i already know this is going to be a good ass book 😂😂
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I remember when this book only had around 4K reads. Now people are finally knowing how fantastic this book is
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I want to work at Barnes and nobles cause too many people like going to the library