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Once Upon a Bathroom Stall

Once Upon a Bathroom Stall

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ヽ/❀o ل͜ o\ノ By hyrule Completed

(alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) 

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞

❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞

❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞

written in dialogue // cover by xhemminghugsx

Kirsten613 Kirsten613 Jun 18
My friends are gonna do this to me in the future I'm calling it
Guys...I know how to fix your problems...
                              1.Go to youtube
                              2.Search "Bart Baker Call me maybe parody"
                              3.Live again.
"Brings them together"? My dirty thought is RED ALERT. 。^‿^。
Everyone here is like : OMFG I LUVVV THAT SONG!!!
                              While I'm here like: Mario I thought you were a plumber??WHAT HAPPENED TO PEACH???YOU DITCHED PEACH FOR A DAMN CAREER???
                              I n all seriousness tho,Who tf is this Mario...I'm so dead for asking that...😢😭may god have mercy on my soul.
*in robot voice* We can neither confirm nor deny that there is a missing child here tonight.