Second part to my first smut book
Lmao I thought it meant "your friends name, your moms name, your lovers name" and I went like jhie wyd
BIJ YOU BETTER LEAVE BEFORE I CHONG JONGJN BALSA YO ASŚ!
Hobi: *bends down onto one knee and opens a small velvet box with a condom in it* will you be mah horse?
Me: Yesh noe taek me to play Mario Kart
Idk why but grease started playing in my head like " you're the one I want, you are the one I want ooo ooo ooo hunnie"
I AM THE ONE DONT WAY A TON DONT NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT OUT ON THE STREET
Me:*Looks at my cat stella* Since when did you own burgers? ಠ_ಠ
Stella(my cat):......meow (´･_･`)