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  I'm not stalking I'm just investigating.

I'm not stalking I'm just investigating.

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UpgradeQueen By UpgradeQueen Updated 6 days ago

"You see... he's my boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet." 

(prepare your self for one weird ass story featuring Malak Watson) 

" I collect the air Malak breathes in. Totally normal compared to what I've done over the last few months, never mind years. I've sold his saliva on eBay, I've stored his hair in a tiny wooden box under my bed. But worse of all... I've stroked his neck with a pencil. 

But STILL he hasn't noticed me.

But that will all change once he's found me in his wardrobe...." 

(By the way THIS IS NOT A TRUE STORY! I'm not this weird in real life...... Yet) 

(Lmaoo this is kind of a creepy story but the more you vote and comment the quicker I'll update! Enjoyyyyyy)


I like cheese and trains and turtles.....Teletubbies..... Bavkyardgians...imma just Yea get to know me🙄🙃
HarryxJacob03 HarryxJacob03 Nov 23, 2016
Me with Jacob Perez, Rayan Lopez, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Issa Thompson, Corahn Lockridge, and Malak Watson😍💋❣👑💍❤🌹
Sniffing underwear. 
                              Mmmm juicy ___
                              Jk LOL
HarryxJacob03 HarryxJacob03 Nov 23, 2016
✋Never in a million years boo, there's only one Queen B👑
LiluziFoya LiluziFoya Dec 20, 2016
                              👑Don't come for Queen Bey unless Queen Bey requests you thnx you👑CUZ DIS DUSTY HOE AIN'T BEY U MAY BE CUTE OR WHATEVA 🙄BUT BEY IS A FULL COURSE MEAL HUNTY🥕🌽 🥔 🍠 #youfuckingtriedit #whotfliedtoyoass #youthought
Okay... I made something up and its very weird, so, need to get if off ma chest...
                              Roses are red, violets are blue, i know u suck dik, but was it juicy too?