Pyro was the new kid, and his only friend was Calvin.
Calvin was the pretty boy, so he always had groupies.
Pyro falls in love, but does Calvin feel the same way?
Oh hey, Calvin is a decent human be-WOW, OKAY, RIGHT THERE THEN.
And with that line, dear writer, I was hooked. For Ax shall always mask the musk of gay. Proven fact. 43/10 Great job.