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Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

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Smexy_unicorn By Smexy_unicorn Completed

I promise that you will laugh, smile, and maybe even pee your self a little. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down.

Sanhi_Sana Sanhi_Sana Jan 23
WAIT! I KNOW THIS JOKE! ITS IN A TEXT MESSAGE! WITH A BOY AND MAYBE HIS EX 😋😋😁
I'm not offended REALLY, except if it's steoreotyping, homophobic, or racist.
ZeroIntolerance ZeroIntolerance 3 days ago
I use this one nearly every week at this girl who keeps annoying me
Roses are red 
                              That part is true
                              But violets are purple
                              Not f***king blue!!
Livie_ab33 Livie_ab33 Feb 17
As long as you don't insult any bands it's all fine with me 😂
SorielAlphdyne SorielAlphdyne 5 days ago
Roses are red,
                              I have a phone,
                              Nobody texts me,
                              Forever alone.