Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

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Smexy_unicorn By Smexy_unicorn Completed

I promise that you will laugh, smile, and maybe even pee your self a little. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down.

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Roses are red 
                              Violets are blue
                              Your a cherry blossom 
                              Your about to bloom
                              You looked to pretty 
                              But your gone so soon
I'm gonna write this on my brothers birthday card, lol. 
                              (We have a thing where we insult each other like this, it's quite fun)
So how can I get something i wrote up here on this.screen site info. Like if I say write a book or poem how do i post it. Here there whatever what r the step by steps to take ?
Roses are red
                              Violets are blue
                              I know I had
                              Heard of this joke too
I have an extra pair of pants.
                              *T’Challa voice* I accept your challenge
Roses are red
                              Violets aren't blue
                              I have five fingers
                              The third one's for you