Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

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Smexy_unicorn By Smexy_unicorn Completed

I promise that you will laugh, smile, and maybe even pee your self a little. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down.

Roses are red
                              Violets are blue
                              I have five fingers
                              And the middle one is for you
roses are red...
                              violets are blue...
                              thier ugly faces came
                                from YOU!!!!!
percysah percysah Nov 07
Roses are blue,
                              Violets are red,
                              I don't care if you are dead.
NiamhWrites NiamhWrites Nov 07
Noses are red, 
                              Eyes are blue, 
                              Shut your face, 
                              I have the flu.
FolashConde FolashConde Nov 21
Roses are Red
                              Violets are Blue
                              When I flush the Toilet
                              I think of You
Nourin2001 Nourin2001 Nov 29
Roses are red
                              Violets are red
                              Lilies are red
                              Trees are red
                              .........
                              I sat your garden on fire