Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

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Smexy_unicorn By Smexy_unicorn Completed

I promise that you will laugh, smile, and maybe even pee your self a little. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down.

LunaGlare LunaGlare a day ago
Roses are red
                              Violets are vlue
                              Sugar is sweet
                              And so are you
                              
                              But the roses have withered 
                              And violets are gone
                              And you are salty as ever
                              So shoo, get off of my lawn!!
poloquin poloquin Dec 12, 2016
Roses are red
                              Violets are blue
                              These flowers are dead 
                              Like my love for you.
                              stone cold.
lana-xoxo lana-xoxo Jan 07
*clears throat* 
                              
                              Roses are red 
                              Violets are blue 
                              I bumped into an idiot 
                              And apparently it's you
CherryfangIIEve CherryfangIIEve Dec 27, 2016
Roses are red,
                              Violets are blue.
                              I f***ing hate you.
                              Go die in hell.
                              
                              XD
DarlingInTheFedora DarlingInTheFedora Dec 23, 2016
This is totally out if the blue but here: 
                              Roses are red
                              The grass is greener
                              When i think of you
                              I play with my wiener
                              
                              Just to let you know im a girl this is something my friend said.
Dafox2024AJ Dafox2024AJ a day ago
roses are red
                              Violets are blue
                              I get so sick 
                              looking at you
                              
                              -and-
                              
                              roses are red
                              Violets are blue
                              this hand has 5 fingers
                              the 3rd one's for you