Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

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Smexy_unicorn By Smexy_unicorn Completed

I promise that you will laugh, smile, and maybe even pee your self a little. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down.

SomeGemini SomeGemini Sep 02
Don't worry, I'm a dinosaur
                              Jk I'm a llama
                              Spitting at your two hundred dollar shoes 
                              And they don't clean 
                              *drops mic*
Roses are red, harambe was shot, my name is rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop
Is that a challenge I hear?*puts hand to ear* Challenge accepted *smirks while cracking my knuckles*
CrazyEAH CrazyEAH Jun 25
Just to correct your grammar on the cover, its supposed to be: I don't have a dirty mind, I just have a sexy imagination.
murateksii murateksii Jun 13
Yetimhanede büyüyen üç küçük cocugun acıklı hikayesni anlatan kitabım MAHAR'I incelermisiniz acaba 😊 👋 Tanıtım bölümüne bakmanız kitabı istemsizce okumanıza neden olacaktır 😊 👋
Lars_Loud Lars_Loud Sep 05
Whenever someone does a terrible poem:
                              Roses are black
                              Violets are black
                              Your poem made me
                              Want a heart attack