Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

Jokes, quotes, insults, and more

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Smexy_unicorn By Smexy_unicorn Completed

I promise that you will laugh, smile, and maybe even pee your self a little. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down.

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Arkana2471 Arkana2471 Oct 19
Roses are red violets are blue
                              Sugar is sweet an so are you
                              
                              The roses are wilting the violets are dead
                              The sugar bowls empty and so is your head
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suewooooo suewooooo Sep 29
Well since I'm there I'll be laughing too
                              
                              Your in the cage, just the wrong point of view
Roses are red
                              Blood is too
                              You better run
                              Cause I’m coming after you
Slinder500 Slinder500 Oct 30
Roses are red,
                              Violets are red,
                              Daisies are red
                              Trees are red
                              Bushes are red
                              I SET YOUR GARDEN ON FIRE!!!
Roses are red
                              Violets are blue
                              i got 5 fingers and the middle for's u