I promise that you will laugh, smile, and maybe even pee your self a little. I don't take any credit for the jokes in this book I have either read, heard, or seen these jokes and simply wrote them down.
WAIT! I KNOW THIS JOKE! ITS IN A TEXT MESSAGE! WITH A BOY AND MAYBE HIS EX 😋😋😁
I'm not offended REALLY, except if it's steoreotyping, homophobic, or racist.
I use this one nearly every week at this girl who keeps annoying me
Roses are red
That part is true
But violets are purple
Not f***king blue!!
As long as you don't insult any bands it's all fine with me 😂
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,