Black Diaries

INGREDIENTS FOR A HAPPILY EVER AFTER:
  One feisty heroine (That would be me. Hi, I'm Cassy.)
  One deliciously hot hero (I prefer them fresh, not frozen.)
  Passionate love (and a big fat pinch of lust!)
  Oh, and don't forget the "Till death do us part!"
  Please leave stewing for 10 minutes in deadly intrigue, stir, and then serve with hot chili sauce.
  See? A very simple recipe. Nothing can possibly go wrong, right...?
  
  WARNING: Hot scenes & dark humor. Read at your own risk.

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*sing-song voice* #those be her trigger words........💀💀🔪🔪

Aww it's with cool kids who are most likely going to be judgemental and she's going to feel uncomfortable. So no can do.

Can it end now?  The part where they break up or she "accidentially" kills him might come up

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                              Kill Matt now and then go find Sam.
                              Revenge is overdue.
                              
                              Also, why is it when Cassy wants to do something sweet to make up for her boyfriends and then it turns out they cheated on her? The irony.

You must be mistaken. Hopefully she doesn't find out he has a boyfriend and get all hurt saying you asked me on a date blah blah because THAT would be embarrassing.

Ew I thought they'd atleast have the audacity to do it in the bathroom.