in which you, the socially awkward fangirl reads these short stories to forget about how lonely you are
That is not how I am when Dan winks!! When Daniel winks, this is how I am:
OMFG!! GTFO!! I NEED YOU INSIDE ME DAMMIT!!
And then there is:
Um hi...this may sound weird but can I have a little of your sperm??
Oh my god oh my Lord oh my god so I was in science today and my teacher pointed to me and he said "Ava was the only one that helped me with the laptops last night or I mean I mean yesterday."And then everyone was like Ooo "Ava and Mr.koz" "did you have fun last night"OML I blushed so much