My Marriage to the Lord of the Dead (M.M.L.D...
Hades got me out of Algebra, which is a big deal. It does my head in. But, he kidnapped me and took me to the Underworld all because Persephone has faded away.
And he's making me love him. After meeting gods and goddesses, finding my parents were dead then not dead, and Aphrodite, the goddess of love casting a spell over me, it turns out he's making me love him.
So, naturally, I want freedom. Is that too much to ask?