My Love God Went to Hawaii and All I Got Was This Lousy Papaya - #OnceUponNow

My Love God Went to Hawaii and All I Got Was This Lousy Papaya - #OnceUponNow

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Britt By BrittanieCharmintine Completed

I'm so excited to announce that Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon and Schuster, was published in an anthology called Once Upon Now! It's available on Amazon and other fine retailers.

Cupid has an epic party, but, whoops! He accidentally sinks Charon's Ferry. Hades is not amused. To avoid the ultimate penalty, Cupid has to travel to Hawaii and do a favor for Hades - ensure that his daughter kisses the heir to the Bullseye Mattress Kingdom and never comes into her demigod powers. Cupid must combat a lukewarm cup of coffee, a beady-eyed crab, and his own heart if he's to succeed. 

Business major Phoebe Thompson needs a job or she and her mom will have to spend another month eating nothing but Spaghetti Loops. There is an amazing opportunity for a management trainee at the Bullseye Mattress Kingdom. All she has to do is pass three tests. What could go wrong when she has the "help" of a certain love god?

In this modern retelling of "Princess and the Pea," a young woman has to prove her worth not by sleeping on mattresses but by selling them.

  • badboy
  • cupid
  • fairytale
  • greekgods
  • hades
  • hawaii
  • kingdom
  • kiss
  • love
  • mattress
  • onceuponnow
  • shortstory
  • target
  • telekinesis
  • tropics
  • wattpadstars
  • wattys2016
Omg he looks moist jk he’s so fücking hot I’m gonna vote too
_NerdsRUs_ _NerdsRUs_ Jun 25, 2017
OH MY GOD I JUST REALISED! Is the title of this story a reference to Daughter of Smoke and Bone? 'I met an angel in morocco and all I got were these lousy scars'???
0ewewew0 0ewewew0 Jun 24, 2017
Does Cupid ever find his love? Cause that would be really cute 😍😍
MarilynAHepburn MarilynAHepburn Jun 20, 2016
I'm stuck. The incentive won't let me click the continue button...
jamietastic jamietastic Jun 24, 2016
I'm laughing so hard already, I can tell this story is going to be published
nah_m_still_awsm nah_m_still_awsm Jun 21, 2016
Looks at those abs & tht chest & tht shiny wet torso......... 😍😍