Phan Oneshots

Phan Oneshots

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elliot By izayqorihara Updated Jul 26, 2014

ah just some phan oneshots c: hope you all enjoy them!!! (there's also a couple 2/3/4 shots so yeah)

OddAndEvie OddAndEvie Jul 24
I can't relate ~_~
                              Because 
                              
                              ACCORDING TO A KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION, GET OUT MA SWAMP
OddAndEvie OddAndEvie Jul 24
A metallic green Danvelope
                              A mix of 2 things Phil wants 
                              *WiNk* WoNk*
OddAndEvie OddAndEvie Jul 24
YO WAIT
                              KICKTHEAMAZINGCRABISNOTONFIRE 
                              KICKTHESTICKZ
                              PHAN
                              T-T
OddAndEvie OddAndEvie Jul 24
Prepare for Britain
                              And paper snippin'
                              To protect the world from being random
                              To unite all the peoples in our fandom
                              To denounce the evils of the Hat and Milk fics
                              To free Dan and Nick from #Dick
                              Dan
                              Phil
                              Team Phan, logging on at the speed of light!
                              {Dil: Sul sul, that's right!}
Exiolet Exiolet 2 days ago
YOU HAVE NO TUMMY SO DON'T EVEN PHILIP YOU'RE AN ADORABLE STUFFED ANIMAL THAT I WANNA SQUEEZE AND LOVE AND HOLD
OddAndEvie OddAndEvie Jul 24
Philip.
                              Stop.
                              I'll go first 
                              
                              YOU NEVER TWEET YOU OVEREAT ALL YOU DO IS CRY AND SLEEP YOUR JOKES ARE SH POSTS AND MEMES WITH NO ORIGINALITY