Draco x reader
I raised the wonderfully greasy slice of pizza high above my head, "NAAAAANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BAB-" Harry slapped his hand over my mouth.
This action made me realize I was standing on top of the Gryffindor table. And everyone was staring at me.
I lowered the pizza, shoved the entire slice in my mouth, and shouted, "ALL HAIL QUEEN ELSA!!!"
Then I stepped down from the table, sat in my seat, and continued to eat my breakfast.