Josh Dun Smutshots

Josh Dun Smutshots

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Ëmø Träsh Ïñ Gëñëräl :3 By LittleMissKneeSocks Updated Aug 31

Jershua needs a bit more attention...

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!

Well, I haven't really seen any Josh Dun x reader smutshots, so here we go! These will most likely vary from boyxgirl and boyxboy. And obviously, this is for mature people only, meaning 15+ because I'm not one of those really strict peeps :/

Anyways, enjoy to your heart's desires!

Radio, just a helpful grammar correction!
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              ill go drink some bleach now
...I AM NOT HAPPY! 
                              I AM SCREAAAMING!
                              But didn't ya mean *Tyler's scream*
                              R-R-R-AAAAAADIIIIIIOOOOOOOO?!
Oh, good girl, no good for you, you better get to getting on your goodbye shoes. 
                              WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY? WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO-
                              I'll shut up
Chloroform...
                              chlOROFORM...
                              It's coming to me now...
                              Chloroform has 10 letters.
                              It has 3 vowels... and 7 consonants
                              7-3=4
                              But that's not all
                              There is also a period right after.
                              ONE period.
                              4-1=3
                              A triangle has 3 sides...
                              ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED, MATE!
First off, CAN YOU SAVE MAH HEAVYDIRTYEYELIDS
                              Second off, I think you meant panic!led
                              And lastly, CAN YOU SAVE MY HEAVYDIRTYFOOTSTEPS??