A mermaid in the bath

A mermaid in the bath

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Milton Marmalade By MiltonMarmalade Updated Jun 06, 2017

A mermaid, the transformation of a boring accountant, an atomic submarine and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations.  See the last section for a special offer! www.miltonmarmalade.uk 
The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.

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abelanadelrey abelanadelrey Mar 25, 2017
Why do I think this author secretary duo is like Peter Van Houtten and Lidevij from fault in our stars?
So tea is actually an English thing. Thought it was just a stereotype
MissMysteryGame MissMysteryGame Mar 24, 2016
I feel we might be kindred spirits, you and I, divided by the Atlantic Ocean. I love this!
ValeriyaTenik ValeriyaTenik Nov 12, 2016
Sad this isn't more popular. It's hard to find quality like this on wattpad. 
                              
                              I'm already hooked with the copyright
purpleCookie13 purpleCookie13 Jan 22, 2017
This is the first time I'm reading an author's note and enjoying it 👏
Dapapomawds Dapapomawds Jan 16, 2016
Uh. Okay. This looks ancient. Too old for me.. out of my style..