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A mermaid in the bath

A mermaid in the bath

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Milton Marmalade By MiltonMarmalade Completed

Love, mermaids, altered consciousness, the struggle against evil and a lot of jokes. Now available as a paperback, with mermaid illustrations.  www.miltonmarmalade.uk for Amazon links or order from your bookshop. 
The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.

LordIsHere LordIsHere Mar 25
Why do I think this author secretary duo is like Peter Van Houtten and Lidevij from fault in our stars?
MissMysteryGame MissMysteryGame Mar 24, 2016
I feel we might be kindred spirits, you and I, divided by the Atlantic Ocean. I love this!
This is the first time I'm reading an author's note and enjoying it 👏
Dapapomawds Dapapomawds Jan 16, 2016
Uh. Okay. This looks ancient. Too old for me.. out of my style..
pariysanning pariysanning Dec 23, 2015
Please follow me ! Can I reach atleast 20 followers ? And read my books ? :)
ABEhrhardt ABEhrhardt Dec 18, 2015
I love this kind of tongue-in-cheek writing, and even attempt very small bits of it myself occasionally (for which I should be thoroughly chastised).
                              
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                              At least I've started. Now show me what you have.