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A mermaid in the bath

A mermaid in the bath

138K Reads 3.6K Votes 54 Part Story
Milton Marmalade By MiltonMarmalade Completed

Now available as a paperback, with three full page illustrations of glorious mermaids and numerous fishy printer's ornaments. www.mermaid1.uk for links.
Would you know what to do if a mermaid turned up in your bath? Neither did Lionel. A tale of love, mermaids and altered consciousness with also a lot of jokes.
From Amazon around the world and all good bookshops. 
The first several updated chapters will remain here on Wattpad for your delectation.

manavgohil11 manavgohil11 a day ago
Why do I think this author secretary duo is like Peter Van Houtten and Lidevij from fault in our stars?
MissMysteryGame MissMysteryGame Mar 24, 2016
I feel we might be kindred spirits, you and I, divided by the Atlantic Ocean. I love this!
This is the first time I'm reading an author's note and enjoying it 👏
Dapapomawds Dapapomawds Jan 16, 2016
Uh. Okay. This looks ancient. Too old for me.. out of my style..
pariysanning pariysanning Dec 23, 2015
Please follow me ! Can I reach atleast 20 followers ? And read my books ? :)
ABEhrhardt ABEhrhardt Dec 18, 2015
I love this kind of tongue-in-cheek writing, and even attempt very small bits of it myself occasionally (for which I should be thoroughly chastised).
                              
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