Let's face it, I'm no angel. I smoke, I drink, I curse, and yes, I enjoy sex. But hey, when you work a dead-end job with no real plans for the future, what else are you gonna do to pass the time? Don't worry, even I, a common whore, have my standards. It's not like I do it for money? Pft, no, I do it for the thrill. It's all a game to me and there's only one strict, unbreakable law I abide by when it comes to this game; No single guys.