I Don't Date Single Guys

I Don't Date Single Guys

22K Reads 581 Votes 4 Part Story
Lily Avenue By LilyAvenue Updated Mar 05, 2014

Let's face it, I'm no angel. I smoke, I drink, I curse, and yes, I enjoy sex. But hey, when you work a dead-end job with no real plans for the future, what else are you gonna do to pass the time? 

Don't worry, even I, a common whore, have my standards. It's not like I do it for money? Pft, no, I do it for the thrill. It's all a game to me and there's only one strict, unbreakable law I abide by when it comes to this game; No single guys.

x3skittles x3skittles Dec 21, 2014
your gonna catch an STD. they only want You cause your free.
PolaroidPhotos PolaroidPhotos May 30, 2014
The freaking tone of the MC. . .
                              Bloody amazing.
                              Alluring.
                              And, may I just add: COMPLETELY REFRESHING?
                              Like, please.
                              We are tired of virgins being so bad.
                              Lmao.
                              But, honestly.
                              This is good as hell.
                              Keep up the good work! :')
DearXXX DearXXX Mar 11, 2014
I just add this to my library :) I like this kind unique story ;)
-Aaron- -Aaron- Oct 03, 2013
This is soooooo effing unique!!!!!!!! Bloody hell, staying up all night to read this!!!! This is going to be the next big shit!!!!!!
LilyAvenue LilyAvenue Aug 07, 2013
@Unpoetic lol thanks. and I agree, I may have to use that. Whorester- that's like name. xD
JohnnysDepps JohnnysDepps Aug 06, 2013
@MemoryLane 
                              lol oops i accidentally replied to myself .___.