Sans x Reader one shots

Sans x Reader one shots

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UTSTrash By TMFandom Updated Apr 25

Hey guys! I am complete Sans trash so I'm writing this for my fellow Sans trash!!! Rules: NO LEMONS. NONE. (Lemons means smut. Smut means sex) None of that here. I'll accept requests! JUST NOT LEMONS.

Not human, Papyrus. Tiny goat child.
                              
                              Papyrus: WHAT?
                              
                              Nothing
SANS RASIED HIS VOICE
                              
                              I'M CALLING THE POLICE
                              
                              HE AN IM-MONSTERRRR
Ha my friends bet on me to, they thought I was gonna kiss my guy friend but I put him in a choke hold instead, *sigh* good times
Papyrus: no one came
                              Bf/N /Grace: what ar-
                              Me: *cuts her off* HELLO IM HERE! IM NOT VINE
Ok how is this your best present 
                              Papyrus: MY BROTHER IS LONLEY
                              makes sense 
                              Sans: wow
My friend would bet on me if I got into a situation like that. Accually I believe she has before.