Ignorance is a Bitch

Ignorance is a Bitch

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$øuʍψα ♕ By _Banshee__ Completed

(#1 Humor)

Astrid Parker is not your average goody two shoes. She has a temper but sarcasm runs in her blood. She is a certified nerd but she is the greatest prankster of all times. She is a tomboy but her hormones are troubled like any other 17 year old  girl.
    She is the captain of Eastwood High's previously, all boy soccer team and soon to be class valedictorian but at the same time, she is the most feared girl around.
    Maybe its because of her twin brothers or maybe because of her fist that drove Rachael Anderson for a nose job.
    A total bad-ass on outside, Astrid is a big softie inside. She is dad's girl and her brothers's whole world.
    But what if everything she ever believed in, turns out to be a huge conspiracy?
    Seems like storyline for a good soap opera.
    Right?
    Now sprinkle a potential gang member to make it spicy, a Greek god of a cold neighbor to enhance the flavor, a breathtakingly gorgeous nerd to raise sweetness, an Abercrombie and Fitch model like player to turn the heat up, a sexy rival captain for delicious aroma and an absolutely drool worthy ex-crush as garnishing.
    Now what do you get?
    A recipe for disaster.
    Trust is betrayed, hearts get broken and facades are thrown away to reveal a truth that was kept from Astrid for too long. And it would have been buried deep in the closet if she believed in 'ignorance is bliss'.
  And oh! Did I forget to tell you that her twin big brother are Calvin Klein models in progress? 
Oops. My bad!
    ~~
   If you clicked this book in expectations of finding another Damsel in distress who turned badass after her knight in shining armor entered on a jet black bike, then you're sadly mistaken. There won't be any pushover nerd evolving into badass of town or any player becoming an one woman man.
    THIS ISN'T A CLICHÉ BAD BOY GOOD GIRL ROMANCE. IT'S ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND SIBLING LOVE
~~
Dedicated to my siblings @makdimanav and Mukund :)

DomH40 DomH40 3 days ago
This is why I don't leave the house. Or my room to be honest.
graceriivers graceriivers 6 days ago
Mine are the samee but they go deep green when I'm sad or angry it's scary actually and freaks people out
lMkenzie lMkenzie 5 days ago
WE DONT HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES--OFF
                              TOO HAVE A GOOD TIME 
                              OOHH NOO 
                              -and that is what I thought of-
ElizaJohnsonforyou ElizaJohnsonforyou 20 hours ago
Beautiful eyes... Are they natural or artificial cuz I'm jealous
kawaiikat321 kawaiikat321 a day ago
ALL TVD FANS BE GOING CRAZY. Nina Dobrev is so hot. OML i love her.
DomH40 DomH40 3 days ago
You mean GODS, haha. That wasn't even funny I need to stop my obsession with PJO.