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How to Annoy: Steven Universe Fans

How to Annoy: Steven Universe Fans

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NotOkayKalay By NotOkayKalay Updated Mar 04

Love being an Internet troll or just love pushing people's buttons? Well, why not poke a giant stick towards one of the most delusional, crazy, psychotic fandoms I am proud to be in!?

Bonus: 3 Short Stories!

Welp, you got me there.. *casually puts hand down author's throat and takes out a gun* *points to myself* Bye, bye!
*inhales*
                              BOI, THEY ARE SPACE ROCKS. I HIGHLY DOUBT THEY HAVE HUMAN SEXES.
PEARL HAS NO BOOBS  SO PEARL IS TRANS GENDER (I'm sorry if this offends anyone)
I'm trying to be sensible, calm, and not killing people. I try not to reveal that I am in fact triggered as hell.
Scruffy447 Scruffy447 Dec 25, 2016
they are sexless!!! They just look like human females!!! YOU JUST TRIGGERED A LOT OF PEOPLE!!! 😉
Legoian453 Legoian453 Nov 17, 2016
They are as defined by their creator as sexless beings with female genders