HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE!!

HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE!!

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FabulousTrash By Mettaton_And_Tacos Updated 6 days ago

Because why not? You  never know when you might need information on how to survive a crazy axe murderer or a creepy burned man who stalks you in your dreams.
WARNING! THERE IS A GUY IN A DRESS WITH PINK UNDERWEAR,  A CRAZY AUTHOR WITH THOMAS HEWITT'S CHAINSAW, A CRAZY KILLER AFRAID OF PLASTIC TREE'S, A FEW YO MAMA JOKES, A (NOW) BALD CLOWN, A LOT OF POTATOES, AND A LOT OF PRANK CALLS!

Carl....are you eating his hands?
                              (have you seen llamas in hats?)
LoveOnYa LoveOnYa Jun 02
I'm loving this and im gonna keep reading. Please check out my work and tell me what ya think (;
Madamance Madamance Oct 11
Have at least one black friend with you. Black people will due, and they will die first.
Don't try and start a 50 year old Jeep when the killer is chasing you
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